A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday.
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All 4 cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
What is one question that will get different answers at different times and yet would still be correct?
"What's the time?"
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. All the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs! It's a one-story house
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish each. So, why do they bring home only three fish?
The group included grandfather, father, and son
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
A joke.
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
A man was driving his truck. His lights weren’t on. The moon was not out. There were no streetlights. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. Luckily, the truck driver stopped in time — how did he see her?
It was daytime!
What is the only thing in the world that is perfect?
The word ,,Perfect''
What has a neck but no head?
A T-Shirt
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Grandpa is bald!
I do not have locks, but I have keys. I have no room, but I have space. You cannot go outside, but you can enter. What am I?
A Keyboard
Mr.Blue lives in the blue house. Mr.Yellow lives in the yellow house. Mr.Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?
The President of the United States
In a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady, a 30-year-old policeman, a 52-year-old random woman, and the driver who is 65 years old. Who is the youngest?
The baby of the pregnant lady.
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first?
None of them — coconut trees don’t produce bananas!
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
Three doctors all say Robert is their brother. Robert says he has no brothers. Who is lying?
No one—the doctors are Robert’s sisters.
What belongs to you, but others tend to use it more?
Your Name