I do not have locks, but I have keys. I have no room, but I have space. You cannot go outside, but you can enter. What am I?
A Keyboard
What is one question that will get different answers at different times and yet would still be correct?
"What's the time?"
What has a neck but no head?
A T-Shirt
What belongs to you, but others tend to use it more?
Your Name
What is the only thing in the world that is perfect?
The word ,,Perfect''
Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish each. So, why do they bring home only three fish?
The group included grandfather, father, and son
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. All the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs! It's a one-story house
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Grandpa is bald!
Three doctors all say Robert is their brother. Robert says he has no brothers. Who is lying?
No one—the doctors are Robert’s sisters.
A man was driving his truck. His lights weren’t on. The moon was not out. There were no streetlights. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. Luckily, the truck driver stopped in time — how did he see her?
It was daytime!
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first?
None of them — coconut trees don’t produce bananas!
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
A joke.
Mr.Blue lives in the blue house. Mr.Yellow lives in the yellow house. Mr.Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?
The President of the United States
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
