I made a pencil with two erasers.
It was pointless.
I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
Can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
Can you put the cat out?
I didn't know it was on fire.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.