What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
Can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Can you put the cat out?
I didn't know it was on fire.
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.
I made a pencil with two erasers.
It was pointless.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
