Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!