What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
