What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter R.
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
The man was bald.
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
A table.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can't go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.