I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
The man was bald.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter R.
I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can't go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
A table.
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold.
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
