What has legs, but doesn't walk?
A table.
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter R.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e.
I have to be opened, but I don't have a lid or a key to get in. What am I?
An egg.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
The man was bald.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.