I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
The man was bald.
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter R.
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
A table.
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e.
I have to be opened, but I don't have a lid or a key to get in. What am I?
An egg.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold.
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
