Why do cats always win video games?
Because they have nine lives!
What do you call a cat that can swim?
A cat-fish
Which day of the week do cats love the most?
Caturday.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple!
How do cats resolve an argument?
They hiss and make up.
What do cats say when they get hurt?
Me-OW!!!!!!!
What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A mice-cream cone!
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mew-sic
Who delivers presents to cats on Christmas?
Santa claws
Why are cats bad storytellers?
They only have one tail!
What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
“You’ve got to be kitten me!”