What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A mice-cream cone!
What's a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple!
Why do cats always win video games?
Because they have nine lives!
How do cats resolve an argument?
They hiss and make up.
Why are cats bad storytellers?
They only have one tail!
Who delivers presents to cats on Christmas?
Santa claws
What do cats say when they get hurt?
Me-OW!!!!!!!
What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
“You’ve got to be kitten me!”
What do you call a cat that can swim?
A cat-fish
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mew-sic
Which day of the week do cats love the most?
Caturday.
