What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?
'Just one word'.
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I'll make you cry. What am I?
An onion.
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
A table.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.