What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I'll make you cry. What am I?
An onion.
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
A table.
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?
'Just one word'.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
