What are trolls supposed to say when they're bothred?
"Who's that trip-trapping over my bridge?"
What are pirates supposed to eat?
Fish
Where does the troll live?
Under the bridge. That's were trolls are supposed to live.
What did the pirates find instead of the treasure chest?
An old Wellington boot with a nest of centipedes in it
What are the names of the pirates?
Hank Chief, Ben Buckle, Peg Polkadot, Percy Patch
Why were the pirates looking for the treasure?
To buy a decent cookery book or pay for a cook to make them fish
Does the troll like eating fish?
No, he doesn't. He likes to eat goat stew.
What does the troll carry around with him?
a pan and a cookbook
Why does the troll say "trip-trapping?"
Because that's the sound that goat hoofs make.