What are the names of the pirates?
Hank Chief, Ben Buckle, Peg Polkadot, Percy Patch
What are pirates supposed to eat?
Fish
What are trolls supposed to say when they're bothred?
"Who's that trip-trapping over my bridge?"
Why does the troll say "trip-trapping?"
Because that's the sound that goat hoofs make.
Where does the troll live?
Under the bridge. That's were trolls are supposed to live.
Does the troll like eating fish?
No, he doesn't. He likes to eat goat stew.
What does the troll carry around with him?
a pan and a cookbook
What did the pirates find instead of the treasure chest?
An old Wellington boot with a nest of centipedes in it
Why were the pirates looking for the treasure?
To buy a decent cookery book or pay for a cook to make them fish
