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  • When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
    If you are a mouse
  • Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?
    His ghoul friend.
  • How do mummies tell their future?
    They read their horror-scope.
  • What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
    A sand-witch.
  • Why do skeletons are lonely and sad?
    They have no body to love.
  • What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
    Your teeth.
  • What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
    I scream!
  • What does a panda ghost eat?
    Bam-BOO!
  • What do birds say on Halloween?
    Trick or Tweet!
  • How do ghosts wash their hair?
    With shamboo
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