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What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
How do mummies tell their future?
They read their horror-scope.
Why do skeletons are lonely and sad?
They have no body to love.
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?
His ghoul friend.
