What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name.
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?”
The letter 'R'
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole.
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
A clock
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters ?
The post office.
What has 13 hearts but no organs?
a deck of cards
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once, next time you'd be subtracting 10 from 90
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
The more you take the more you leave behind. What are they?”
Footsteps.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
12, fish don’t drown!
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
trouble!!
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future.
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn’t raining.