What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters ?
The post office.
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
12, fish don’t drown!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once, next time you'd be subtracting 10 from 90
What has 13 hearts but no organs?
a deck of cards
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?”
The letter 'R'
The more you take the more you leave behind. What are they?”
Footsteps.
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn’t raining.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name.
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole.
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
