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Riddles #3

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  • How do spiders communicate?
    Through the world-wide web
  • How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
    With cookie sheets
  • What food lives at the beach?
    A sandwich
  • What gets bigger when more is taken away?
    A hole
  • What is a Jedi's favorite car?
    A toy-yoda
  • What goes up and down but doesn't move?
    A staircase
  • What goes up when the rain comes down?
    An Umbrella
  • How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
    By their bark
  • How does a scientist freshen her breath?
    With experi-ments
  • Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
    To the dock
  • What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
    Catch you later
  • What kind of ears to engines have?
    Engineers
  • What question can you never answer yes to?
    Are you asleep yet?
  • What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
    A dino-snore
  • What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You are pointless
  • What kind of band never plays music?
    A rubber band
  • Why do bees have sticky hair?
    They use honeycombs
  • Why are ghosts bad liars?
    Because you can see right through them.
  • Why was the broom late?
    Because it "over-swept"
  • What asks no questions, but requires many answers?
    A doorbell