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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch you later
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An Umbrella
Why was the broom late?
Because it "over-swept"
What food lives at the beach?
A sandwich
What asks no questions, but requires many answers?
A doorbell
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
To the dock
How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
By their bark
How do spiders communicate?
Through the world-wide web
What is a Jedi's favorite car?
A toy-yoda
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
With cookie sheets
What kind of ears to engines have?
Engineers
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A staircase
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
