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  • What do you call a deer who likes trees?
    A deer who likes trees.
  • What do you call a bear without ears?
    Deaf.
  • What did the ocean say to the other ocean.?
    Nothing. They're oceans.
  • Why are knots so uncompetitive?
    Because all their games end with a tie.
  • Why do doctors love their job so much?
    Because all their customers are patient.
  • Did you hear about the chess match between two pencils?
    It ended with a draw.
  • How do you trick a panda?
    You bamboozle it.
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
    The kid woke up.
  • Why did the painting to jail?
    It was framed.
  • Why did the fridge do a backflip?
    So it can be cool!
  • Why are hotdogs so happy?
    Because they're all weiners.
  • What did the lawyer say when he was cold?
    "I'm just-ice."
  • Why are rockstars so shiny?
    Because they're metal.
  • What do you use to make announcements about fast food?
    A Mc.
  • What is a pirate's favorite letter?
    Not R. X marks treasure. You think pirates like Rs more than treasure?
  • Why do they bring dusters on space flights?
    To dust the whole moon.
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