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Why did the fridge do a backflip?
So it can be cool!
Did you hear about the chess match between two pencils?
It ended with a draw.
Why did the painting to jail?
It was framed.
What do you call a bear without ears?
Deaf.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean.?
Nothing. They're oceans.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
The kid woke up.
What did the lawyer say when he was cold?
"I'm just-ice."
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
Not R. X marks treasure. You think pirates like Rs more than treasure?
Why do they bring dusters on space flights?
To dust the whole moon.
Why are knots so uncompetitive?
Because all their games end with a tie.
What do you use to make announcements about fast food?
A Mc.
What do you call a deer who likes trees?
A deer who likes trees.
How do you trick a panda?
You bamboozle it.
Why do doctors love their job so much?
Because all their customers are patient.
Why are hotdogs so happy?
Because they're all weiners.
Why are rockstars so shiny?
Because they're metal.
