This orangutan is disgusted!
DISGUSTING (I'm not into orangutans, maybe you disagree)
Congratulations for the league!
Congratulations ON the league!
I am agree that pizza is a vegetable.
I AGREE/DISAGREE. A baby koala dies every time you say I'm agree or I'm not agree...
I look forward to meet you in the jungle.
look forward to MEETING (= be excited about)
Let’s make a party with hats, cake and Pokémon.
Wrong collocation: HAVE/THROW A PARTY. (The plural of Pokémon is Pokémon)
My teacher said me to stop singing in exams.
said TO me. She's right. Stop already.
Here rest Tom and Laia, who grew old together while waiting Maria, under the scorching sun.
Waiting FOR Maria ;)
I arrived to my village riding my donkey Manuel.
I arrived IN the village (Arrive IN for villages, cities, countries, continents...// Arrive AT for buildings and events)
If you don't shower, you'd smell like rotten eggs!
YOU'LL or YOU WILL (1st conditional: if present + will verb)
He can sings very good under the shower.
He can SING. After a modal verb, use just the bare infinitve
My mother is more nicer than yours, sorry.
MUCH NICER or NICER (not "more nicer")
We might can go to the party if aliens don’t attack first.
MIGHT or CAN, but don't use two modals together!
On the other hand, I don’t have a first hand.
On the other hand is a contrast connector. NOTHING TO CONTRAST in this sentence. Just a fun pun.
I was making a decision but then my cat starts playing the piano.
my cat STARTED (past continuous + past simple)
Yesterday I buyed a chicken and now it’s my best friend.
I BOUGHT (irregular)
I have ever eaten 42 hot dogs, and I regret nothing.
I have eaten. "EVER" is for negatives and questions
I like cats, dogs, turtles, and also unicorns, due to they are magical.
After "Due to" you need to use "the fact that" or a "noun clause"- Due to the fact that they are magical. Due to their magic.
I'm interesting in so many things!
INTERESTED IN (I'm interesting, too. But let's not talk about me)
She has just told that her cat can rap.
She has just told ME/US/SOMEONE... Meow
The cookies are eaten by a mysterious creature last night.
WERE eaten (past passive voice)
I have never saw a cat wearing flip-flops.
I have never SEEN ... But now you have. (present perfect).
People do lame choreos in weddings!
AT weddings (AT for events)
At Julio Iglesias' concert, there were too much people!
TOO MANY people (it's the plural of person, not uncountable)
He suggested me to dance like a flamingo in the interview.
He suggested I DANCED/DANCING
He explained me how to escape from a llama.
He explained TO me. Ruuuuuun!
I wanted to go to the library. Consequently, I stayed home and watched penguin documentaries.
Wrong connector!! You could use INSTEAD, instead.
As soon as you arrive, I pick you at the heliport.
I WILL pick you (Don't use present simple to speak about the future)
The house is too much big for only one hamster.
TOO BIG (too+adjective)
If I were you, I will study more and panic less.
2nd conditional: if past + WOULD verb (not will)
Let’s make a photo before we get attacked by seagulls.
wrong collocation: TAKE a photo/picture
You shouldn’t to take it serious, he’s just a drama potato.
You shouldn't take... Don't use "TO" after a modal!
I deny to go with you to a Leticia Sabater's concert!
I REFUSE to go!
This song is catchy! I listen it every day!
Listen TO it! Mio amoreeee mio amoreeee
He told me that he has seen a ghost with a moustache dancing.
that he HAD seen (before past simple, past perfect)
I enjoy watching scary Disney movies at winter.
IN winter (big containers of time go with "in")
I plan to getting a Nintendo Switch 2. Is it really worth it?
plan TO GET (What do you do first?)
Even though she is my best friend, but I don't trust her with cake.
Double connector: even though and but. Use only one!
He made his homeworks while skating
He DID his HOMEWORK (wrong collocation, and remember it's singular!)
Despite of the rain, we went sunbathing.
Wrong connector: either use DESPITE or IN SPITE OF. Despite the rain... In spite of the rain.
I can to be really welcoming, but only on Tuesdays.
I CAN BE (never use "to" after a modal)