Pepsi is better than coke.
No one must wear a baseball cap unless they are playing baseball
All condiments must be banned, they are unhealthy and messy
French fries and cereal are only good when they're soggy.
Dogs must no longer be kept as pets, they serve no purpose and make a lot of mess
Ketchup is the worst condiment.
All chocolate and chocolate products will be banned, they are incredibly unhealthy
Europe must become one country, there are just too many countries
Everyone must become vegan, it is much better for the environment
Spam/Sales calls are actually really fun to answer.
The weekend must only be one day, everyone is too lazy with 2 days off every week
Coffee must be banned, it is unhealthy and addictive
Everyone must read for at least 1 hour every day, it will improve literacy levels
Cars will be banned from all cities, cities have public transport so no one needs a car