All chocolate and chocolate products will be banned, they are incredibly unhealthy
Cars will be banned from all cities, cities have public transport so no one needs a car
Everyone must become vegan, it is much better for the environment
Everyone must read for at least 1 hour every day, it will improve literacy levels
All condiments must be banned, they are unhealthy and messy
Dogs must no longer be kept as pets, they serve no purpose and make a lot of mess
Coffee must be banned, it is unhealthy and addictive
Europe must become one country, there are just too many countries
The weekend must only be one day, everyone is too lazy with 2 days off every week
No one must wear a baseball cap unless they are playing baseball
French fries and cereal are only good when they're soggy.
Pepsi is better than coke.
Spam/Sales calls are actually really fun to answer.
Ketchup is the worst condiment.
