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Why did Micky go up in space?

To find Pluto.

What kind of witch can you find at the beach?

A sand-witch

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it Go!"

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

What does one eye say to the other eye?

Something smells between us!

What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle

Why didn't the teddy bear want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to dance with.

What did the cat say when someone stepped on his tail?

Me-ouch!

What does a piece of toast wear to bed?

His pa-jam-as!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn't "peeling" well.

Where do you take a sick horse?

The horse-pital

What letter is always wet?

The "C"!

What do you call a train that sneezes?

A choo-train!

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese!

What do bees use to brush their hair?

Honey-combs

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What's a monster's favorite game?

Swallow the leader!

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

What happens when an egg laughs?

Cracks up.

How did cookie monster feel after eating all those cookies?

Pretty crumby

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What is a pirates favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr

What do you call a dinosaur that makes noise while he sleeps?

A dino-snore

What do kittens like to eat?

Mice-cream

What do you get when you shake a cow?

A milkshake

What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato?

Come on, ketch-up!

What the one cookie say to the other annoying cookie?

Crumb on!

Where do go cows go on Friday night?

To the moooo-vies!

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.