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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll "Let it Go!"
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What kind of witch can you find at the beach?
A sand-witch
What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato?
Come on, ketch-up!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't "peeling" well.
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
What's a monster's favorite game?
Swallow the leader!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to dance with.
What is a pirates favorite letter?
Rrrrrrrr
What does a piece of toast wear to bed?
His pa-jam-as!
What does one eye say to the other eye?
Something smells between us!
What happens when an egg laughs?
Cracks up.
What did the cat say when someone stepped on his tail?
Me-ouch!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
