When I eat nachos, I begin speaking in a Mexican accent.
You shouldn't to eat more nachos.
You should to add more jalapeños.
Why don't you stop eating nachos, wey?
An alien has put a microchip in my brain.
You shouldn't tell the government!
You should going to the space ship.
Why don't you taking it out?
I think my cat is planning world domination.
You should to spy on it.
Why don't you to let it take over the world?
You shouldn't give it any treats.
There is a cow sitting on my chair watching TV.
Why don't you to tell it to leave?
You shouldn't to sit with it.
What about watching TV with it?
My dog speaks English better than I do.
You shouldn't to believe a word it says!
Why don't you ask it to do your homework?
You should practicing conversation.
My best friend thinks he is Michael Jackson!
You shouldn't singing for him.
You should ask him to dance for you.
What about to call the police?
My hamster wants to go on a world tour!
What about the cat?
Why don't you singing with him?
You should buy him a small suitcase.
A cockroach asked me if he could move his family into my house.
You should step on it!
Why don't you to invite him?
There is a penguin living in my fridge!
What about to give it a popsicle?
You shouldn't to talk to it.
Why don't you ask it to leave?
My shoes are trying to run away! ---
You shouldn't to wear them
You should put them on your feet!
Why don't you eating them?
There is a duck in my schoolbag and he ate my homework!
You should to eat the duck.
Why don't you show your teacher?
You shouldn't to tell your mom.
I suspect my teacher is really a robot.
Why don't you throw water on her?
What about to see if she eats food?
You should to go to her house and see where she lives.