My shoes are trying to run away! ---
You should put them on your feet!
You shouldn't to wear them
Why don't you eating them?
There is a penguin living in my fridge!
What about to give it a popsicle?
You shouldn't to talk to it.
Why don't you ask it to leave?
My best friend thinks he is Michael Jackson!
You shouldn't singing for him.
What about to call the police?
You should ask him to dance for you.
There is a duck in my schoolbag and he ate my homework!
You should to eat the duck.
You shouldn't to tell your mom.
Why don't you show your teacher?
My hamster wants to go on a world tour!
Why don't you singing with him?
You should buy him a small suitcase.
What about the cat?
An alien has put a microchip in my brain.
You shouldn't tell the government!
Why don't you taking it out?
You should going to the space ship.
There is a cow sitting on my chair watching TV.
Why don't you to tell it to leave?
What about watching TV with it?
You shouldn't to sit with it.
I think my cat is planning world domination.
You shouldn't give it any treats.
You should to spy on it.
Why don't you to let it take over the world?
I suspect my teacher is really a robot.
Why don't you throw water on her?
You should to go to her house and see where she lives.
What about to see if she eats food?
When I eat nachos, I begin speaking in a Mexican accent.
You should to add more jalapeños.
You shouldn't to eat more nachos.
Why don't you stop eating nachos, wey?
My dog speaks English better than I do.
You should practicing conversation.
Why don't you ask it to do your homework?
You shouldn't to believe a word it says!
A cockroach asked me if he could move his family into my house.
Why don't you to invite him?
You should step on it!
