What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
Where do Pharaohs like to eat out?
Pizza Tut
What did a pizza say to his new friend?
It's slice to meat you!
Why was it so easy to catch who stole the frozen pizza?
It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Solve the riddle
It wasn't raining!
What did the Arthur the aardvark order on his pizza?
Ant-chovies
Solve the riddle
Number 6 - it doesn't have black olives
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
Solve the riddle
She ordered the pizza for New Year's Day.
How do cats eat pizza?
They put it in their mouths just like everyone else.
What is the best thing to put in a pizza?
Teeth
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
Where do toppings go on holiday?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
PUPeroni
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa