What did a pizza say to his new friend?
It's slice to meat you!
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
What is the best thing to put in a pizza?
Teeth
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
Solve the riddle
Number 6 - it doesn't have black olives
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
Solve the riddle
She ordered the pizza for New Year's Day.
Where do Pharaohs like to eat out?
Pizza Tut
What did the Arthur the aardvark order on his pizza?
Ant-chovies
How do cats eat pizza?
They put it in their mouths just like everyone else.
Why was it so easy to catch who stole the frozen pizza?
It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.
What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
PUPeroni
Where do toppings go on holiday?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
