Why was the turkey late on Thanksgiving?
The cook ran out of thyme
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Feed it pizza and ice cream!
What do you get it you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What do you call a turkey's spirit?
A poultry-geist
What instrument does a turkey play in a band?
The drums- he brings his own drumsticks
What is a math teacher's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Pumpkin Pi
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!
Who helps little pumpkins to cross the road?
A crossing gourd.
Why do the police always suspect the turkeys first?
They have to rule our fowl play!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google Google!
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
What is the most valuable Thanksgiving dish?
The vegetable casserole- it has 24 carrots!
What did the elephant say when he stepped on the Thanksgiving yams?
Squash!
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
What happens when you are mean to the cranberries and make them sad?
They become "blue" berries!
Why did the turkey bride leave her turkey groom at the altar?
He was underdressed.
What veggies are best for Thanksgiving dinner?
Beets me!
What is a turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians!
No matter what happens with dinner, how does thanks giving always end?
With the letter "G"
What do you call a turkey prom?
A butterball!