What instrument does a turkey play in a band?
The drums- he brings his own drumsticks
What do you call a turkey's spirit?
A poultry-geist
Why do the police always suspect the turkeys first?
They have to rule our fowl play!
What did the elephant say when he stepped on the Thanksgiving yams?
Squash!
Why did the turkey bride leave her turkey groom at the altar?
He was underdressed.
Why was the turkey late on Thanksgiving?
The cook ran out of thyme
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
What is a math teacher's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Pumpkin Pi
What is the most valuable Thanksgiving dish?
The vegetable casserole- it has 24 carrots!
No matter what happens with dinner, how does thanks giving always end?
With the letter "G"
What do you get it you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google Google!
What is a turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians!
What veggies are best for Thanksgiving dinner?
Beets me!
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!
