What is a ghost's favorite theme park ride?
The rollerGHOSTer!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the Halloween party?
She had no BODY to dance with!
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
ShamBOO!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A NECKtarine
How do French skeletons say hello?
BONE-jour!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Blood tests!
A zombie and a vampire have a new house and it has all rooms except for one. What room is it?
The LIVING room
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
I scream!
What fruit do ghosts like?
BOOberries!
Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night, but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A shadow.
What instrument would a skeleton play?
TromBONE!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A SAND-witch!
What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?
BOO-Jeans!
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
BROOMmates.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch