A zombie and a vampire have a new house and it has all rooms except for one. What room is it?
The LIVING room
Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night, but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A shadow.
What fruit do ghosts like?
BOOberries!
How do French skeletons say hello?
BONE-jour!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A NECKtarine
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
ShamBOO!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the Halloween party?
She had no BODY to dance with!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A SAND-witch!
What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?
BOO-Jeans!
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
I scream!
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
BROOMmates.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Blood tests!
What instrument would a skeleton play?
TromBONE!
What is a ghost's favorite theme park ride?
The rollerGHOSTer!
