What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
What do you call an old snowman?
Water
What do you call a reindeer who can't see?
No-eye deer
Which of Santa's reindeers has the best moves?
Dancer.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
a stick
What athlete is warmest during winter?
A long jumper.
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had nobody to go with.
What goes 'Oh, oh, oh'?
Santa walking backwards
Who delivers presents to sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What does Santa get when he's stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobia
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet