What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
a stick
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had nobody to go with.
What athlete is warmest during winter?
A long jumper.
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Who delivers presents to sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
Which of Santa's reindeers has the best moves?
Dancer.
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
What goes 'Oh, oh, oh'?
Santa walking backwards
What do you call an old snowman?
Water
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
What does Santa get when he's stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobia
What do you call a reindeer who can't see?
No-eye deer
