What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
What can one catch that is not thrown?
A cold
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Fire
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night