What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Fire
What can one catch that is not thrown?
A cold
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night
