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How did cookie monster feel after eating all those cookies?
Pretty crumby
What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle
Where do you take a sick horse?
The horse-pital
What do you call a dinosaur that makes noise while he sleeps?
A dino-snore
What do kittens like to eat?
Mice-cream
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs
What do you get when you shake a cow?
A milkshake
Where do go cows go on Friday night?
To the moooo-vies!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What letter is always wet?
The "C"!
Why did Micky go up in space?
To find Pluto.
What the one cookie say to the other annoying cookie?
Crumb on!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
What do you call a train that sneezes?
A choo-train!
Why didn't the teddy bear want dessert?
Because he was stuffed!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the cat say when someone stepped on his tail?
Me-ouch!
What happens when an egg laughs?
Cracks up.
What does one eye say to the other eye?
Something smells between us!
What does a piece of toast wear to bed?
His pa-jam-as!
What is a pirates favorite letter?
Rrrrrrrr
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to dance with.
What's a monster's favorite game?
Swallow the leader!
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't "peeling" well.
What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato?
Come on, ketch-up!
What kind of witch can you find at the beach?
A sand-witch
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll "Let it Go!"
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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