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Thanksgiving Jokes

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    pun jokes for Thanksgiving
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  • What instrument does a turkey play in a band?
    the drums- he brings his own drumsticks
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  • What do you call a turkey's spirit?
    a poultry-geist
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  • Why do the police always suspect the turkeys first?
    They have to rule our fowl play!
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  • What did the elephant say when he stepped on the Thanksgiving yams?
    Squash!
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  • Why did the turkey bride leave her turkey groom at the altar?
    He was underdressed
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  • Why was the turkey late on Thanksgiving?
    The cook ran out of thyme
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  • Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
    The outside
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  • What is a math teacher's favorite Thanksgiving food?
    Pumpkin Pi
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  • What is the most valuable Thanksgiving dish?
    the vegetable casserole- it has 24 carrots!
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  • No matter what happens with dinner, how does Thanksgiving always end?
    with the letter G"
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  • What do you call a running turkey?
    Fast food
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  • What sound does a turkey's phone make?
    Wing, Wing, Wing
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  • Did you hear the one about the rude turkey?
    It was a jerk-y
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  • Why did the policeman stop you on your way home on Thanksgiving?
    Because you far exceeded your feed limit
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