A limo driver is going the wrong way down a one way street. He goes past four police officers along the way, yet none of them stop him. One even smiled and waved. Why didn’t the police stop him?
Because the limo driver was walking, not driving
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You can collect me and you can toss me, you can flip me, you can spin me, and people all around the world have different versions of me. What am I?
A coin
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What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Your shadow.
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Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
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You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?
Your breath
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Until I am measured,
I am not known.
Yet how you miss me,
When I have flown!
What am I?
Time
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What gets sharper the more you use it?
Your brain
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People walk in and out of me. They push and I follow. When they walk out on me, I close up, and I stay waiting for the next person to walk into my life when I am again open. What am I?
An elevator
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Everyone has it and no one can lose it; what is it?
A shadow.
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I fly all day but I stay in the same spot. What am I?