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What are the strongest creatures in the ocean?

...MUSSELS

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What animal needs oil?

...a MOUSE because it squeaks

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Why can't a leopard hide?

...because he's always SPOTTED.

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What jam can't be eaten on toast?

...a traffic JAM

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What did the fork say to the egg?

I'm going to BEAT you!

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What has four wheels and FLIES?

....a garbage truck!

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What did the beach say as the tide came in?

....long time, No SEA

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What has lots of TEETH, but cannot chew?

...a comb!

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What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?

BORED!

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Why couldn't the skunk get into the movies?

...he only had a SCENT

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What has a TONGUE but cannot talk?

...a SHOE

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

PUNCH

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Why does the Mississippi river see so well?

It has 4 I's

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What did the science book say to the Math book?

Boy you have a lot of PROBLEMS

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What is a witch's favorite subject at school?

SPELLING

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What do cakes and baseball have in common?

They both need the BATTER

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