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What are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
...MUSSELS
What animal needs oil?
...a MOUSE because it squeaks
Why can't a leopard hide?
...because he's always SPOTTED.
What jam can't be eaten on toast?
...a traffic JAM
What did the fork say to the egg?
I'm going to BEAT you!
What has four wheels and FLIES?
....a garbage truck!
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
....long time, No SEA
What has lots of TEETH, but cannot chew?
...a comb!
What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
BORED!
Why couldn't the skunk get into the movies?
...he only had a SCENT
What has a TONGUE but cannot talk?
...a SHOE
What is a boxer's favorite drink?
PUNCH
Why does the Mississippi river see so well?
It has 4 I's
What did the science book say to the Math book?
Boy you have a lot of PROBLEMS
What is a witch's favorite subject at school?
SPELLING
What do cakes and baseball have in common?
They both need the BATTER
Where do elephants pay their clothes for a trip?
In their TRUNK
Which building in New York has the most STORIES?
The public library
What did the carpet say to the floor?
I got you COVERED
What is the sweetest part of history?
The DATES