A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?

What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?

The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

I am a galixy and a food, what am I?

You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?

What always ends everything?

A man who was extremely short lived on the top floor of his apartment building. On days when it was raining he took the elevator to his apartment and on days when it was not raining he just took the stairs. Why did he do this?

An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?

One knight, a ninja, and a pirate were on a ship. The ship began to sink. The ninja and the pirate jumped into a lifeboat before the ship went underwater. Who died?

You buy me to eat but you never eat me. What am I?