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What do you call the world's smallest Valentine’s Day card?

A valen-teeny.

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you

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What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Luke who?

Luke who got a Valentine!

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What kind of flowers should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflowers!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Olive Olive who?

Olive you!

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What did the painter say to her sweetheart?

I love you with all my art.

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What kind of candy is never on time?

Choco-LATE.

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What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

I love you berry much.

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What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?

Sundays.

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Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?

It was tired of being kicked around.

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Which Super Bowl player wears the biggest cleats?

The one with the biggest feet!

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Why are centipedes not allowed to play in the Superbowl?

It takes too long to put their cleats on.

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How do football players stay cool?

By standing close to the fans.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarter back!

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