Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
They have hearts.
Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
He stole her heart.
What did the bat say to his Valentine?
You are fun to hang around with.
What did the owl say to his Valentine?
Owl be yours
Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams.
What did the octopus say to his valentine?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
What flowers are kissable?
Tulips
