What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
